May 18th, 2009


Aw, snap.

Two Spanish guys came in to the store today. The first guy spoke decent English and did all the ordering, the second guy spoke only Spanish and kept fairly quiet. As I rang them up, they started chatting.

The first told the second (in Spanish): "That's my girlfriend. But she doesn't speak Spanish."

My response (in Spanish): "Actually, I do speak Spanish, but I'm not your girlfriend."

Yeah, they were pretty surprised. Newsflash: Spanish is pretty weak as a secret language!